Drop 02 · Works On My Machine
Drop 02 · Works On My Machine
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New designs, released in small drops and printed to order on Bella+Canvas Airlume cotton. One price: A$39.
- Size
- XS–4XL
- Price
- A$39 each
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What you're buying
Every tee is printed to order on the same retail-fit blank, so the fit is the same whichever design you pick.
print · close up
blank · Bella+Canvas 3001
collar · tear-away labelcolours · vary by design
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Weight
- 142 g/m²
- Fit
- Unisex retail fit
- Sizes
- XS–4XL
I wanted tees about my field that didn't need explaining.
I still work in tech, and I take it seriously. TechTees is where the other half of me gets a say.
design notes
Every design has a reason
No Cycles
A pipeline is a directed acyclic graph: every task runs after the ones it depends on, and nothing ever loops back. Break that rule and the scheduler refuses to run. Eight nodes, every arrow pointing down, one ring at the end.
Medallion
The medallion architecture keeps data in three layers: bronze for raw data as it lands, silver for cleaned and joined tables, gold for the numbers the business reads. Each ring is one step closer to something you can trust.
IS NOT NULL
In SQL, NULL means unknown, so comparing anything with NULL gives unknown rather than true or false. That is why WHERE x = NULL matches nothing and you write IS NOT NULL instead. Heavy type, cut at the edges, because the value is not all there.
in the wild
Worn by customers
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 15 reviews.
Very happy with my order. The t-shirt is incredibly comfortable, soft on the skin, and made from high-quality material. Delivery was fast, and communication throughout the process was excellent. I also loved the emails from Tech Tees. Very creative, techy, and full of personality. A great experience. Highly recommended!
Love this tee as it's super fun to wear. The print is legible and withstands the wash! My shirt was also AS Colour so the quality is decent. Highly recommend.
Just got my Tech Tees order and I have to say, this one exceeded my expectations. The quality is on point, the fabric feels premium, and the fit is super comfortable. The colour looks even better in person, and the design has that clean, modern look that works with pretty much anything. One thing I really appreciate is that it doesn’t just look good in photos, it genuinely feels like a high-quality tee when you wear it. Definitely one of those pieces you’ll keep reaching for in your wardrobe. Great job, Tech Tees
Love the slogan—it really speaks my mind! The shirt is super comfortable and fits perfectly. My only minor complaint is that the sleeves tend to bunch up a bit, but otherwise, it’s a solid choice.
The tshirt print is good and stands out on the fabric. Fitting is good. Initially I thought the fabric is rough and not soft but after wash it is fine. I think it is not cotton which we Indians are used to wear but it is good as we get the same type fabric from uniqlo, which lasts long
Received the tech tee within days after I ordered. The first thing that impressed me is the fabric. It is durable, breathable and has that all-weather vibe. The prints are spot on. Definitely the tee is going to be my regular wear. 10/10.
'It Works On My Machine' Men's Oversized Tee – Funny Programmer T-Shirt
I recently ordered a shirt from this site and I’m genuinely impressed with the overall experience. The quality of the shirt exceeded my expectations. The fabric feels premium, soft, and comfortable, yet durable enough to hold its shape after washing. The stitching is neat and very well done, which really shows attention to detail. What stood out the most was the fit. It is exactly as described and sits really well without feeling too tight or too loose. The design and color also matched the pictures perfectly, which is not always the case when ordering online. On top of that, the delivery was surprisingly quick. I received my order much earlier than expected, and it was packaged neatly and securely. Overall, a great purchase. High quality product, reliable sizing, fast shipping, and a smooth ordering experience. I would definitely recommend this to others and will likely order again.
Print Quality is fantastic , soft and comfortable happy with it. Received my order on time. Would highly recommend.
Perfect, exact size - print design exactly matched the preview
T-shirt was comfortable as per my expectations and the print was fine
Fits well, looks good, comfortable
Great experience with this online Tech Tees store. The website is easy to use, the designs are stylish, and the quality is impressive—soft fabric with prints that hold up after washing. Shipping was on time, and the sizing guide was accurate. Overall, a reliable place to find comfortable, good-looking tees
Good Quality, Cool concept
I got the "May the Ports be with you" tee. I love it, it fits great and the line is punny too :) Great product!
It was amazing and i loved the print , really cool!!!!